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French Fry Sex

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French Fry Sex

French Fry Sex

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88, 89…

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There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…” A blonde came up to her and said, “That looks like fun, can I try?” The brunette said, “Sure.” So the blonde chanted, “88, 88, 88, 88…” “Well,” said the brunette, “that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street.” So the blonde said, “OK.” and stood in the middle of the street. “88, 88, 88, 88-” BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened. Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, “89, 89, 89, 89…”

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Blonde with Square Boobs

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Q.  Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A.  Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

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Blonde Locked Out

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This blonde walked into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded and handed her a hanger. She thanked him and went outside to set to work. A little while later the cashier decided to check on her and saw her working at it and another blonde in the car was saying “a little to the left…no, a little to the right…”

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Keeping a Blonde Busy

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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

A: Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Blonde Inventions

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  1. Tricycle kickstand
  2. Solar flashlight
  3. Fire proof matches
  4. Inflatable dartboard
  5. Glass hammer
  6. Black light bulb
  7. Boomerang grenade

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Blonde with Red Ears

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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her “What happened?” She answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened to your other ear?” “The person called back.”

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She Was So Blonde

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She was so blonde…

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The Blonde and the Shephard

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Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair and blue eyes. She was sick of all the blonde jokes, so one day she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the shephard over. “That’s a nice flock of sheep,” she said. “Well thank you,” said the shephard. “Tell you what. I have a proposition for you,” said the woman. “Okay,” replied the herder. “If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?” asked the woman. “Sure,” said the shephard. So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, “382.” “Wow!” said the shephard. “That is exactly right! Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home.” So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the shephard approached the woman and offered, “Okay, now I have a proposition for you.” “What is it?” queried the woman. “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”

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Locked Out of Car

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Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, “Keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down.”

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