Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes

88, 89…

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…” A blonde came up to her and said, “That looks like fun, can I try?” The brunette said, “Sure.” So the blonde chanted, “88, 88, … Continue reading →

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Blonde with Square Boobs

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

Q. Why did the blonde have square boobs? A. Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

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Blonde Locked Out

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

This blonde walked into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded and handed her a hanger. She thanked him … Continue reading →

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Keeping a Blonde Busy

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? A: Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Blonde Inventions

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

Tricycle kickstand Solar flashlight Fire proof matches Inflatable dartboard Glass hammer Black light bulb Boomerang grenade

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Blonde with Red Ears

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her “What happened?” She answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron … Continue reading →

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She Was So Blonde

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

She was so blonde… She got stabbed in a shoot-out. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘walk’ and ‘don’t walk’. She tried … Continue reading →

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The Blonde and the Shephard

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair and blue eyes. She was sick of all the blonde jokes, so one day she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She … Continue reading →

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Locked Out of Car

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ltladmin

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, … Continue reading →

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