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Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair and blue eyes. She was sick of all the blonde jokes, so one day she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the shephard over. “That’s a nice flock of sheep,” she said. “Well thank you,” said the shephard. “Tell you what. I have a proposition for you,” said the woman. “Okay,” replied the herder. “If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?” asked the woman. “Sure,” said the shephard. So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, “382.” “Wow!” said the shephard. “That is exactly right! Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home.” So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the shephard approached the woman and offered, “Okay, now I have a proposition for you.” “What is it?” queried the woman. “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”← Locked Out of Car She Was So Blonde →
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